TFLN

[theycalledmeacurse]

you know what to do. this is texts from last night.

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[unforgivably]

Really? The med student and the newly turned human? They're your babysitting example.

That, I take as a high compliment, Elena Gilbert.

[ SOBS, SHE TAKES THE RAIN CHECK. ]

Try not to have too much champagne before the ceremony tomorrow. Nobody likes the maid of honor, the lush.

I know, I know. Pot calling the kettle human.